Vol. 04 / Iss. 12
Now booking Q2 retainers New SaaS pack just dropped Free preview for paid plans
EST. 2019
A productized social agency

Email that
people actually
read.

We sell battle-tested email templates for founders, marketers, and operators who'd rather hit "send" than stare at a blank canvas. Plug them in, fill the brackets, ship the thing.

Cold outreach
Welcome series
Re-engagement
Product launches
Newsletters
Sales follow-ups
Cold outreach
Welcome series
Re-engagement
Product launches
Newsletters
Sales follow-ups
— 01 / Catalog

The catalog. Six packs, seventy-two templates, all rewritable in minutes.

Cold outreach
Quick question about {company}
Hey {first_name} — noticed your team just shipped the new dashboard...
Send
The Foot-in-the-Door
12 cold outreach templates with first-line frameworks that don't sound like spam.
$49
Get pack
Welcome series
Welcome — here's the unwritten rule
Most onboarding emails tell you about the product. This one is different...
Read more
The Doormat
Five-email welcome series that turns sign-ups into actual users in week one.
$59
Get pack
Re-engagement
Did we lose you?
It's been a minute. We rebuilt the part you didn't like — want to take another look?
Yes, show me
The Comeback
Win-back emails for dormant leads, churned users, and the "maybe later" crowd.
$39
Get pack
Launch sequence
Tomorrow. The thing we've been building.
For two years we've been quietly working on this. Here's what we made, and why it matters...
Get notified
The Big Reveal
Three-week pre-launch and launch-week sequence built for maximum opens.
$69
Get pack
Newsletter
Issue 47 — On taste, debt, and why we stopped chasing trends
A few things I've been thinking about this week, plus the link I can't stop sending...
Read online
The Weekly
Editorial newsletter formats with section structures readers actually finish.
$45
Get pack
Sales follow-up
Bumping this — totally fine if it's a no
Hey, just following up on my last note. I know you're slammed. Quick yes/no would help me plan...
Reply
The Nudge
Eight follow-up scripts that get replies without sounding desperate.
$35
Get pack
— 02 / Process

Three steps. No agency calls. No discovery sessions. No invoices in PDF.

01

Pick a pack

Browse the catalog, choose the templates that match where your funnel actually leaks. Each pack ships with the why, not just the what.

02

Fill the brackets

Templates ship as plain-text and HTML, with every variable bracketed. Drop them into Klaviyo, Customer.io, Gmail — whatever you use.

03

Send the thing

That's it. No briefs. No revisions. If a template ever underperforms, we rewrite it for you free, no questions asked.

428+
Templates shipped
2.4M
Emails sent with our copy
41%
Average open-rate lift
216
Happy operators
— 03 / Receipts

Don't take our word for it. Take theirs.

"
We replaced our cold outreach script with the Foot-in-the-Door pack and our reply rate tripled in three weeks. I should not be telling people about this.
M
Maya Okonkwo
Head of Growth, Lattice (ex-)
"
The welcome series alone paid for the whole year. Activation went from 14% to 31% without us writing a single new email.
D
David Reyes
Founder, Stitchwork.io
"
I've hired three email agencies. None of them produced anything as tight or as honest as a $49 pack from these guys.
S
Sasha Linwood
CMO, Ferrytown
"
Our re-engagement campaign brought back $84k in dormant MRR in one quarter. Feels like cheating.
P
Priya Bhattacharya
Lifecycle Lead, Northpath
— 04 / Pricing

One pack, the whole shelf, or a writer on retainer. Pick your weight class.

À la carte
Buy individual packs as you need them.
$35 / pack
  • Pick from 6 themed packs
  • HTML and plain-text versions
  • Editable .docx + Notion source
  • Lifetime updates to the pack
  • Email support, 24-hour reply
On retainer
A senior writer in your stack, monthly.
$2.4k / mo
  • Everything in The whole shelf
  • 4 custom emails per month
  • Direct line to a senior writer
  • Funnel + flow audit, twice a year
  • Pause or cancel anytime, no calls
— 05 / Questions

The honest answers to the questions you'd ask in the demo.

Are these templates I can actually edit, or are they locked-down PDFs? +
Every pack ships as raw HTML, plain-text, an editable .docx, and a duplicatable Notion page. No PDFs, no proprietary builders, no lock-in. Use them anywhere you send email.
What email tools do they work with? +
Klaviyo, Customer.io, Mailchimp, ConvertKit, HubSpot, Salesforce, Loops, Resend, Postmark, plain Gmail — anywhere you can paste HTML or plain text. We also include sender-tested versions for high-deliverability needs.
Do you actually rewrite templates if mine don't perform? +
Yes. If a template underperforms your previous baseline by more than 10% over a real send sample, send us the data and we'll rewrite it free. We've done it 14 times so far.
Why is this cheaper than a real agency? +
Because we wrote each template once and sell it many times. You don't need a $40k engagement to send a good cold email — you need a writer who's seen 10,000 of them. Our packs distill the same instincts without the discovery deck.
Can I see a sample before buying? +
Yep. Every pack page has a free sample template you can grab without giving us your email address. Sign up for the newsletter and we send a fresh one each month.
What if I want something fully custom? +
That's what the retainer is for. $2.4k/month gets you a senior writer, four custom emails monthly, and a full funnel audit twice a year. We cap retainers at 12 clients at a time.

Stop staring at blank drafts. Start sending.

Grab a pack and have your next campaign written before lunch.

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